The Burning Bush was created to help you celebrate the end of the Bush administration, purging yourself once and for all. The Burning Bush is made in the likeness of our beloved W. and is a fully functional fire-starter. Complete with a wick, it can be used by itself in your backyard or driveway to provide 20 minutes of cathartic release. It can be used to start a traditional log fire, or as a great conversation starter.
Combining humor and catharsis, it makes a perfect gift for a suffering liberal or to tweak your cherished conservative friends. The display box includes important testimonials and instructions, including:
“The only good bush is a burning bush”… Moses 1450 BC
This product best if used by Inauguration Day 2009
Engage in a heated conversation with your most conservative friend or neighbor.
CAUTION: Use only when NOT under government surveillance.
MSRP $12.95
HOLIDAY SALE $9.99
